[H]arls Vs Geil: First Blood

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The scene was set.
I was sitting at my desk, playing Battlefield. The enemy sniper was popping my team mates off left and right - I charged with the BAR, no ammo - whipped out the pistol, sh*t, no ammo - Its knife and teeth time I thought to myself.
I snuck up behind him ready to deliver the killing blow -

*BLINK*

The system reset.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MOTHERF**KING S**T @#$%@!!"

After I'd finished beating the living crap out of the 'stress HP', I thought to myself "Now, these problems only started when I put some new RAM in my system. Memtest 86 time."

56 Minutes later:

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Anyone that knows me well enough understands the fact that I dont believe in warrantys or RMA's.

Ok, the guns arent stored at my house, but we just happened to have some other 'items'.

Thus, it was time to play:

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You could actually hear the distant sound of RAM screaming for mercy.

"Heeeeelllpppp Meeee!! Heeeellllpppp Meeeeeee!!"

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Now at this point lighter fluid just wasnt cutting the mustard.
I mean, it wasnt even tarnishing the copper. W.T.F.

Blackpowder. We need lots of blackpowder.
Video available when webhost comes back online:

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Lynx. Flaming cans of lynx, lighter fluid, and the last of the blackpowder.
What next?

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I'll tell you whats next.

Goddamn Magnesium baby.

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Aftermath.

I live for this stuff.
(videos in a few minutes)

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"Chuffed"

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It'll clean up fine, im sure.

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VIDEO:

Lynx - it doesnt just make you smell like a cheap teenager:

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VIDEO:

Gunpowder - Your friend and mine.

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VIDEO:

Magnesium. I'd lick it.

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Ok im done now.

Big thanks go out to SilverPriest - the man is a goddamn digital camera artist. Cheers bro, couldnt have scorched my eyebrows without you.
Also for supplying the accelerants: blackpowder, lighter fluid and magnesium. You rock dude - this wont be the last time your skills will be put to use behind the camera on the firing line.

Deviant & Control_Phreak and Diluded, im sorry your posts got deleted. Flame me now if you like, I'll still love you.

This is merely a taste of things to come.
When my webhost is back online, the other stick will die an even messier death, involving firearms and lots of insane laughter.
I'll keep you updated, there are lots more pics and videos.

Pics and videos are now available on DC for those in the know.
They will be available on the web shortly.

Thanks for your patience, and remember - warranties are for pussies.

[shag]

You are soooo gay!

Hehehe... well at least I hope u are. If not, I could handle wearing a skirt. Or just silky lingerie. Mmmm.... silky panties

Damn u are one sexy ***** when u go on an anti HP rampage you know (almost as sexy as SP... who's almost as sexy as Whetu)

*drools*

[fatsanchez]

Originally posted by shag
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bwahahahaha

*wipes away tear*



yeah, you'd better feel insubstantial and insecure for not understanding that.