OCNZ: The Movie

[mird-OC]

okay why not. let's make a movie. it'll be a fully 3D animated jobby and i'll be starting on it sometime in the next two weeks.

all i know so far is it'll be blatantly ripping off parts of the matrix (lots of john woo stlyes) and parts of fight club (coz we're a bunch of deluded consumers). as for story - for now - i'll leave that up to you guys. post all your ideas, anything considered - whole scripts to one liners... plots, sub-plots, whatever. i'll try to organise all the ideas once they're here.

also, anyone who wants to star in it should post clean, high (ish) res pics of their faces (front AND profile would be good).

[Gh0s7 L3mUr]

Can see one seen now...

Location: Geek-Flat

Shag trying to get to whetu through the cat door. Canned Laughter like you get in really bad sitcoms, where they can't even pay ppl to be in the audience.

Other movies/TV that could be ripped off...

Starwars (obvious seens)
The A-Team
Miami Vice
Pulp Fiction
Friends
South Park
Monty Pythons Flying Circus
Red Dwalf
Star Trek
James Bond
Any one of a thousand obscure B-Grade films I could mention.

Hope this gives you some more ideas.

[DiscoStu]

Oh yeah A-Team needs to be in their somewhere.

Along with the Scooby Do ending as well ;)

[p01s0n_p1e]

needs a mod going
"AI PIDY DA FOOL WHO TRYS TO WHORE MA FORUMS!"
or someone going
"MY NET CONNECTION IS HELLAUVA FAST!"

for the a-team bit

perhaps king jackel as a ghost in obiwan gear saying "ussseeee the whooree *insert jedi padawan forum user's name*"

for the matrix, it needs to have all the numbers going past and someone saying- "jeezus, that postcount is amazing!"

it also needs whetu's lamington truck :D

perhaps a plot along the lines of
"the gp forum idiots are getting a bit ****y with thier stupidity and challenge ocnz to a game off or something?"
i dunno just some ideas, also it needs me :D


oh and mird, posting our faces onto the yatta video doesnt count- thats just off :eek:

[CrazySurfaNZ]

Yeah that would be awesome... attached are my pics :) chop away :D

http://sjfworld.orcon.net.nz/1.jpg http://sjfworld.orcon.net.nz/2.jpg

http://sjfworld.orcon.net.nz/3.jpg http://sjfworld.orcon.net.nz/4.jpg

Sorry about how crap these pictures are... chopped from some school photos... will see about getting some better ones soon

Cheers
Stephen

[Geek4Life]

Originally posted by CrazySurfaNZ
Yeah that would be awesome... attached are my pics :) chop away :D

How do you attach multiple pics!
You don't, you could put both pics into one if you wanted. Or zip them.

But the best way is to just to upload them to a freehost (Orcon).

Looking forward to the movie, I'll put my pics up once I get an adapter for the digital camera.

[asanthadenz]

lol me, ya ya blame it on the Black Dude
image quality pretty bad though

[Humantuckshop]

Originally posted by Gh0s7 L3mUr

Other movies/TV that could be ripped off...

Starwars (obvious seens)
The A-Team
Miami Vice
Pulp Fiction
Friends
South Park
Monty Pythons Flying Circus
Red Dwalf
Star Trek
James Bond




Hey man, MacGyver has to be in there aswell. ;)

Asan: You can be the black guy that always dies first. ROFL. :p

[Gh0s7 L3mUr]

"You bastards, you killed Asa" :D :cool:

[TheChosen_1]

Could have some of us in like a back of y kinda flick, Like King Jackal being the munted spanners watson, and mird oc as danny parker calling the shots. ROFL :D (please still let me come to L3 KJ!!!!:( )

Or maybe a hackers movie or something, not sure what though.
hmmm.... what else can I think off?

Or something like Full House or something. I dont know but ill stop now :)

[Humantuckshop]

Full House?! What the hell is wrong with you?

The Olsen twins don't do it for me. Anyway the film has to be 1337 - not family values and good times with Uncle Jesse.


Maybe SouthPark styles? CrazySurfaNZ can be Cartman............. :p

[Mashed_Penguin]

MacGyver, someone assembles a seti box out of common household items...

[DiscoStu]

Originally posted by Humantuckshop
The Olsen twins don't do it for me.
They must be about age now............:p

[whetu]

*Potential Titles (and thus storylines)

2002: An Overclockers Oddesy
"I'm sorry Mr Evans, I cant do that" (hehe i'm imagining KJ trying to overclock HAL)

Dude! I'm Anal Retentive!

Overclock Trek II: The Wrath of Wusy (only the really old members will get this one, and only old members who also know a bit of star trek will fully get it)

Shag, and the city

Shag goes to the city

[Mashed_Penguin]

OCNZ - The Dark Secret...

[Antallica]

BACK OF THE Y ...... BACK OF THEY Y !!!!!!

Do Randy Cambell type stunts, but have somebody dared to OC a CyrixIII or something (of course making it fry, mabye have someone run up with a tin foil pan and cook an egg on it when it's frying)

[CmdrChris]

Oh OH OH!!!!

Can I do a cameo and be like Steve Bluschemi and be drunk.....

oh go one. it will be great...

[CrazySurfaNZ]

Thanks a lot humantuckshop NOT

[p01s0n_p1e]

Dude, you hurt his feelings!!:(

this is real cheesy, but how about: "it turns out the mods are actually a evil cult who have near perfected the technology to turn ordernary forum goers into data.
then it cuts to 20 years later when we are all imprisoned in king jackels cpu-prison of death (needs to look like hell with matrix style green code instead of red n firery) and decide to escape, in which asan dies :D. then we get out and there is a huge lightsaber battle between whetu, silverpriest, king jackel and stu and all the normal escapee's, then as we are getting owned badly one of us rises up and k1ckxx0rs ass while everyone else stands by in awe cheering on "the one", also deviant can be a guy selling popcorn and coke during the huge fight..


what you think, cheesy enough?

[whetu]

mird will know where this line comes from:

"quite an imagination yes"

[DiscoStu]

As long as I get to where my platforms while duelling.

http://www.nohomers.net/discostu/media/images/image08.gif

edit: that was a little larger than I remembered

[CrazySurfaNZ]

LOL its ok, thats a wicked idea poison pie ! go with that!

[p01s0n_p1e]

its not that great an idea, but i fully support using it- would be kinda funky to see.

i got about a million other whack ideas aswell
heres one

ok ok, its like this, you got this rollerblading monkey who needs to travel across america to stop some drug dealers, and the monkey meets all kind of crazy ass characters along the way....


:D :D

[mird-OC]

Originally posted by whetu
mird will know where this line comes from:

"quite an imagination yes"
LOL :)

yes, for me to poop on :D

[Humantuckshop]

Originally posted by CrazySurfaNZ
Thanks a lot humantuckshop NOT



Well, OK - maybe Austin Powers style then - you could be Fat B*stards love child..... :p ;)

[CrazySurfaNZ]

Well thanks, big improvement. I think i would MUCH prefer to be Cartman.... at least he is cool :D

[Humantuckshop]

Maybe Cartman is Fat Bastard's love child? ;)

[CrazySurfaNZ]

HAHAHA maybe... but i dont think mrs cartman is quite that non-chalant... and i dont think fat bastard could ever have sex with anyone... and remember mrs cartman is actually cartmans dad! (she is a hermaphrodite)

[Sydog]

how about wait for it wait for it:

The OCNZ guy. A ripoff of family guy

[Mashed_Penguin]

Fat bastard shags, felicity shagwell in austin powers 2 which is a disgusting mental image http://old.cstrike.co.nz/~rza/puke.gif

How about an evil madman ruins our heros reputation through his photochopping shennagins. :D

[varkk]

Originally posted by CrazySurfaNZ
HAHAHA maybe... but i dont think mrs cartman is quite that non-chalant... and i dont think fat bastard could ever have sex with anyone... and remember mrs cartman is actually cartmans dad! (she is a hermaphrodite)

Hey he did get Heather Graham in the spy who shagged me....Also on an Austin Powers note, who is gonna see the new one "Goldmember" when it comes out

also for the movie I think try to stick in as many cheesy movie/culture references as possible, but obviously ocnz-ify them.

[Geek4Life]

It just wouldn't be right without having a James Bond ripoff.
"I'm OC, mird-OC" :D

[swiftynz]

lol, crazy, crazy ideas!!

many of them a bit ambiguous i think or am i underestimating the great P[H]0t0c[H]0p3r??

*considers posting pic*
...nah i think i'll stay out of this!! :D

[mird-OC]

i think i've got enough to knock together a script of sorts... i'll see how i go, but keep posting ideas! :)

[varkk]

How about a 'Wallace and Grommet' type thing, but it could be 'Tojja and Whetu' or something, Tojja could be the inventor, working on his next great invention, a waterblock, that also makes the perfect cup of tea, and everyone else could make little cameo type appearances...

[SecretSquirrel]

There has to be a cheesy Pizza delivery guy sexo scene, with realistic hat, and 70's porn music.

Also, there has to be room for a sequel.

Or....

A cheesy love story about a rabbit and a REALLY big ball of cotton wool, which turns out to be a really squishy egg with a baby KJ in it...and THEN the pizza delivery guy scene.

It can be called Espionage & Murder, Inc.

And the sequel can be called Espionage & Murder, Inc. 2 : Electric Boogaloo.

[Gh0s7 L3mUr]

Those are some scary ideas there SecretSquirrel :eek:

[whetu]

LMAO! :D

baby kj domokun hehehe

[varkk]

Well? Hows it coming along then?

[el roffo]

Originally posted by Mashed_Penguin


How about an evil madman ruins our heros reputation through his photochopping shennagins. :D


hahahah i think that is a good idea

[dumass]

Do u feel lucky? punk! well, do ya!!!

[Knob City]

dude, can I be in it??
heres a pic :
http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/misty1/me.jpg

hehe :D :D

[Joshsti_NZ]

but on a more serious note .. you really need me and shag in at least a couple of scenes, with p1e and doom handcuffed and being .. yea ummm .. mmmm

[Tobiaz[nz]]

can i be in it?? can i be like the guy off not another teen movie with the floating plastic bag and the camera?

[p01s0n_p1e]

procrastination wins again!


good ol mird ;)

[mird-OC]

work != procrastination

[CrazySurfaNZ]

Originally posted by Tobiaz[nz]
can i be in it?? can i be like the guy off not another teen movie with the floating plastic bag and the camera?

Please tell me you know that was originally from American Beauty.. an excellent movie..

[.weasel.]

we need some jackass style scenes, for example:

taking a 486 desktop style case, attach castors to the bottom of it, then take turns riding it through a skate park :D

OR, alternativly...

play 'eye of the tiger' in the background, as shag and SecretSquirrel duke it out in a paddling pool filled with jelly...

oh, the humanity...

[PackMule]

*bump*

I was reading through the older threads and noticed this one.

Any more progress or has this just sort of died?

[varkk]

hahaha mird is gonna love you :p

[CrazySurfaNZ]

lol, noobs always bump old old threads... its the way it was, is and always will be