The most powerful.......

[Deviant]

WORD

Well what a forum, without me posting something funny, so here's my first one for the new forum.

The Most Powerful Word....(Was SH*T, but the forum wont let me, but it will allow wanker, huh? Wots up with that?)

Well, sh1t...
Sh1t may just be the most powerful word in the English language.
You can be sh1t faced,
sh1t out of luck,
or have sh1t for brains.
With a little effort,
you can get your sh1t together,
find a place for your sh1t
or decide to sh1t or get off the pot.
You can smoke sh1t,
buy sh1t, sell sh1t, lose sh1t, find sh1t, forget sh1t,
and tell others to eat sh1t and die.
Some people know their sh1t while others can't
tell the difference between sh1t and shineola.
There are lucky sh1ts,
dumb sh1ts, crazy sh1ts, and sweet sh1ts.
There is bull sh1t, horse sh1t and chicken sh1t.
You can throw sh1t, sling sh1t, catch sh1t, shoot sh1t,
or duck when sh1t hits the fan.
You can give a sh1t or serve sh1t on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep sh1t
or be happier than a pig in sh1t.
Some days are colder than sh1t,
some days are hotter than sh1t,
and some days are just plain sh1tty.
Some music sounds like sh1t,
things can look like sh1t,
and there are times when you feel like sh1t.
You can have too much sh1t, not enough sh1t,
the right sh1t, the wrong sh1t or a lot of weird sh1t.
You can carry sh1t, have a mountain of sh1t,
or find yourself up a sh1t creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to sh1t
and other times you swim in a lake of sh1t
and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of creation.
And remember, once you know your sh1t,
you don't need to know anything else!
You could pass this along,....if you give a sh1t.

[Deviant]

Personally I think the most powerful word should be taken off the banned list so we can express ourselves better.

Beep your computer if you agree.

[SilverPriest]

hehehehehehe
You heard that thingy by george carlin bout the word f*ck?
Most amusing :D
I'm sure Whetu knows what i am talking about...

[Deviant]

Originally posted by SilverPriest
hehehehehehe
You heard that thingy by george carlin bout the word f*ck?
Most amusing :D
I'm sure Whetu knows what i am talking about...

yeah thats a classic too, I hope someone has it to post, I mean the word in all those contexts was very cleverly done.

[Mashed_Penguin]

But can you use sh1t for almost every word in a complete sentence? You can with fu*k as in "fu*k the fu*king fu*kers".

Mabey... Come on you gramar whores :D

[Deviant]

Originally posted by Mashed_Penguin
But can you use sh1t for almost every word in a complete sentence? You can with fu*k as in "fu*k the fu*king fu*kers".

Mabey... Come on you gramar whores :D

Good point, thats what SilverPriest was on about, the F*ck version of this has that in it.

[Geek4Life]

I remember seeing a sentence with around 11 "then"s in it.

[swiftynz]

ah found it :D
i hope it's censored enough for the mod's likings:p

Analysis of the ''F'' Word

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "f*ck". It is the one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "f*ck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (Mary f*cked John) and intransitive (John was f*cked by Mary). It can be an action verb (John really gives a f*ck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a f*ck), an adverb (Mary is f*cking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific f*ck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is f*cking beautiful) or an interjection (f*ck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (John is ugly, f*ck, he's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "f*ck."

Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
1) Surprise -- "What the f*ck are you doing here?"
2) Fraud -- "I got f*cked by the car dealer."
3) Resignation -- "Oh, f*ck it!"
4) Trouble -- "I guess I'm f*cked now."
5) Aggression -- "f*ck YOU!"
6) Disgust -- "f*ck me."
7) Confusion -- "What the f*ck...?"
8) Difficulty -- "I don't understand this f*cking business!"
9) Despair -- "f*cked again...."
10) Pleasure -- "I f*cking couldn't be happier."
11) Displeasure -- "What the f*ck is going on here?"
12) Lost -- "Where the f*ck are we?"
13) Disbelief -- "UN-f*ckING-BELIEVABLE!"
14) Retaliation -- "Up your f*cking ass!"
15) Denial -- "I didn't f*cking do it."
16) Perplexity -- "I know f*ck-all about it."
17) Apathy -- "Who really gives a f*ck, anyhow?"
18) Greetings -- "How the f*ck are ya?"
19) Suspicion -- "Who the f*ck are you?"
20) Panic -- "Let's get the f*ck out of here."
21) Directions -- "f*ck off."
22) Awe -- "How the f*ck did you do that?"

[whetu]

its close to the original but its not quite correct... here is the correct version

perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today is the word f*ck. out of all the english words that begin with the letter f, f*ck is the only word that is referred to as "the f word" Its the one magical word, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

F*ck, as most words in the english language, is derived from german: the word "fricken" which means to strike. In english,
f*ck falls into many grammatical categories; as a transetal(sp?) verb for instance - "John f*cked Shirley". As an intransetive verb - "Shirley f*cks". Its meaning's not always sexual: it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the f*cking work", as part of an adverb "Shirley talks too f*cking much", as an adverb enhancing an adjective "Shirley is f*cking beautiful", as a noun "I dont give a f*ck", as part of a word "abso-f*cking-lutely" or "in-f*cking-credible", and as almost every word in a sentence "f*ck the f*cking f*ckers"

As you must realise there arent too many words with the versatility of f*ck as in these examples describing situations such
as:
* Fraud - "I got f*cked at the used car lot"
* Dismay - "Awww f*ck it"
* Trouble - "I guess I'm really f*cked now"
* Agression - "Dont f*ck with me buddy"
* Difficulty - "I dont understand this f*cking question"
* Inquiry - "Who the f*ck was that?"
* Dissatisfaction - "I dont like what the f*ck is going on here"
* Incompetence - "he's a f*ckoff"
* Dismissal - "why dont you go outside and play hide and go f*ck yourself?"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. with all of these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? we say: use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech: it will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly, and proudly! "F*ck you!"

[GooGlo]

Hehhaehaehe, Heard those before but still so true :)

I have also seen another versopn of it around....

[swiftynz]

heh...

*waits for someone else to post "Noooooo those ones suck, THIS is the correct version" * :p;)

[whetu]

hehe i'm a george carlin fan.. dictation isnt difficult ;)

[Gh0s7 L3mUr]

lol I got the audio version. :D

[whetu]

hehe as do it.. its the selected track in that image ;)

[Py7h0n]

WooHoo I have had the song for ages and not known the Artist ... Cheers Whetu

[Volodkovich]

uhh, can u please remind me of the point in having a banned language list if ppl just put * in it and its perfictly acceptable to post them? i.e. here - theres a whole loada bad language and no one cares, including me:)

[whetu]

Originally posted by Volodkovich
uhh, can u please remind me of the point in having a banned language list if ppl just put * in it and its perfictly acceptable to post them? i.e. here - theres a whole loada bad language and no one cares, including me:)

you shouldnt need to be told.. rules are rules, just accept it.. the mod team have wasted enuff time ranting about why its not allowed, but guess wot... SOMETIMES WE LET OUR HAIR DOWN

believe it or not... we are actually human beings....

[Volodkovich]

ok then...i just dont really see the point, there wasnt really that much swearing in tha old forums n e way

[SilverPriest]

Because it makes our job easier.
We all devote a lot of time to this forum, and quite frankly, we cannot be arsed dealing with people acting like foul mouthed little kids.

[Deviant]

Originally posted by SilverPriest
Because it makes our job easier.
We all devote a lot of time to this forum, and quite frankly, we cannot be arsed dealing with people acting like foul mouthed little kids.

I know you secretly love waving that mod stick, but your secret is safe with me.

[DiscoStu]

*waves mod stick*
what are you talkin bout :p