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Deviant
17-06-2002, 05:07 PM
Argentina Soccer Team
Deviant
17-06-2002, 05:15 PM
and another one
Deviant
17-06-2002, 05:17 PM
Priceless
Deviant
17-06-2002, 05:19 PM
excitement
Deviant
17-06-2002, 05:20 PM
sept 11 one
Geek4Life
17-06-2002, 05:22 PM
ROFLMAO, gay argentina soccer team :)
TheChosen_1
17-06-2002, 05:32 PM
hehe deviant you da man
TheChosen_1
17-06-2002, 05:33 PM
oops sorry bout that pic that was corrupted
Mashed_Penguin
18-06-2002, 02:58 PM
Ahhh deviant, how much of your hdd is filled with this stuff. It so funny :D
KingJackal
18-06-2002, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by TheChosen_1
oops sorry bout that pic that was corrupted
I think EVERY pic you have EVER posted has been corrupt :rolleyes: :confused:
Dude - you should upload them to a server and then check them before linking them or something. It's kinda weird though - do you reckon it's rural lines noise or something?
*/me is simultaneously confused and curious*
BTW, LOL :D
Deviant
18-06-2002, 05:11 PM
I usually get some every day, so here's some more:
Some zen thoughts
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like night.
3. On the other hand, you also have four fingers and a thumb.
4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6. 99 percent of politicians give the rest a bad name.
7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
8. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
9. Remember half the people you know are below average.
10. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
11. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
12. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
13. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
14. Support bacteria, they are the only culture some people have.
15. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your week.
16. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
17. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
18. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
19. Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade.
20. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
21. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
22. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
23. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.
24. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
25. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
26. How do you tell when you are out of invisible ink?
27. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
28. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
29. Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
30. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
31. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
32. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
33. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
34. Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
35. What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?
36. I use to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
37. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
and 38. "A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often."
Deviant
18-06-2002, 05:12 PM
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18-06-2002, 05:12 PM
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18-06-2002, 05:13 PM
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18-06-2002, 05:15 PM
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18-06-2002, 05:16 PM
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Deviant
18-06-2002, 05:17 PM
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18-06-2002, 05:18 PM
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Geek4Life
18-06-2002, 05:43 PM
Originally posted by KingJackal
I think EVERY pic you have EVER posted has been corrupt :rolleyes: :confused:
Dude - you should upload them to a server and then check them before linking them or something. It's kinda weird though - do you reckon it's rural lines noise or something?
*/me is simultaneously confused and curious*
BTW, LOL :D
I was just thinking that. It sure is mighty weird.
Damn, so how many gig's of pictures do yuo have???
DiscoStu
18-06-2002, 07:35 PM
We must be in the same mailing circles dude, as I seem to get these around a day before you post them :D
Deviant
18-06-2002, 08:14 PM
If you're talking about my pics, then I also get them a day or two earlier. It usually takes me a day to send them home, and then another day to post. Just lazy I guess.
Tojja
18-06-2002, 09:10 PM
> It usually takes me a day to send them home, and then another day to post. Just lazy I guess.
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