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13-06-2002, 07:43 PM
25. James Tu Meke Bond is 007 in "Paua Finger"

24. Seven Wahines for Seven Bros

23. Onehunga Jones and the tiki of doom

22. There's something about Maui

21. The Wizard of Otara

20. Tuatara on a hot tin roof

19. Pa Wars Part 3: Return of Jake (Chewbacca) Heke

18. King Arthur: Prince of the Tui Tekas

17. Rebel without a Holden

16. Rangi Hood

15. Gone (after robbing the corner dairy) in 60 seconds

14. Four hangis and a tangi

13. James Tu Meke Bond is 007 in "Red-Stoned Eye"

12. Nightmare On Eketahuna St Part 2: The Whanau's Back

11. Goodbye Kumara Pie

10. The Kaukapakapa Chainsaw Massacre

9. Pa Wars Part 2: The Kaumatua Strikes Back

8. I know what you stole last summer

7. Lock Stock and Two Smoking Bros

6. Fear and Loathing in Roto Vegas

5. My Favourite Maori (The Disney Classic) starring Winston Peters

4. James Tu Meke Bond is 007 in "The South Island Is Not enough"

3. Pa Wars Part 3: Returning the Land

2. Onehunga Jones and the Waka Raiders of the Lost Whanau

1. Aroha Powers: International Bro Of Mystery!

13-06-2002, 07:47 PM
1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait until After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

12. Introduction to Parking

13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat

15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

19. PMS: Your Problem . .. . Not His

20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

24. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both (not just tissues and air fresheners)

25. TV Remotes: For Men Only

26. Getting ready to go out: Start the day before.

13-06-2002, 08:03 PM
Have you bin fired or sumfin :eek:

Looks like you have alot of spare time on your hands :p

13-06-2002, 08:21 PM
those are funny, :D :D

13-06-2002, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by I.R
Have you bin fired or sumfin :eek:

Looks like you have alot of spare time on your hands :p
Nope but will be for slacking on the job ;)

13-06-2002, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by Geek4Life

Nope but will be for slacking on the job ;)

haha sounds good coming from Jeremy LMAO

13-06-2002, 09:26 PM
I think some maori woman must be trying to take Deviant's land............... :p