Where's that damn gun?!

[GriffiN]

sorry guys - just wanna get it off my chest...

wot a weird morning.

alarm didnt go off and flatmate woke me up - for some reason i screamed - wtf?!
anyway, 15mins later we were out the door and heading towards her car.. except my car door was open (crappy old escort station wagon - dont lock it) .. thought it was weird but that maybe it had been stormy in the night and the wind had gotten to it (happened before with my old car).
But my flatmate was already in her car and was noticing the open glovebox - then i noticed stuff on the ground next to the car....

some damn SOB had broken into the cars!

glove box n all the lil cubby holes that cars have were open.
there were foot prints next to the car that didnt fit ours (checked soles on our shoes) and scruff marks where someone must of missed the door handle.
things were in weird places - but not one gawd damn thing was missing - not the cd player or tapes .. nothing.

damn weird - and then my flatmate told me she had a dream there were intruders in the house or something and i pondered that maybe we both knew somehow and thats why i screamed.

and i didnt go to bed till 3am and was up for a moment around 5am.

anyway, so i was just.. i dunno - just soo weird.. but p1ssed at the same time - should of kept the slug gun i used to have.

Actually - im surprised i didnt noticed slip marks on the driveway - its a steep slope and tis muddy as hell (at least that would of given a bit of satifaction - a muddy crook) - hehe

[/rant] thx :)

[SecretSquirrel]

Electrify your cars at night. That will teach the little fvckers.

Also, to tempt them to be electrocuted, put a computer (metal + electricity = electric boogaloo) somewhere in the car with a lead to the electric zappimafier, and as soon as you hear the screams of pain, photograph away and we have new photoshop material...


WE ALL WIN!

Also, dont leave clothing out on the line at night, bastards pinch those too... I lost some really nice manboxers that way

[GriffiN]

lol :D

dont have a washing line as there's hardly one day that goes by that's not windy. windy as in.. some ppl come out to visit n go "its stormy today huh" - hehe

[I.R]

Originally posted by SecretSquirrel
I lost some really nice manboxers that way [/serious]

Reall men go commando :p (j/k)

Bummer GriffiN..... damn Piha crocks :mad:

I hear that West Auckland has a nicer criminal element...... apart from the bogans that is ;)

No offence was intended to the criminal element of West Auckland! I know you're all not Bogans ;)

[SecretSquirrel]

Originally posted by GriffiN
lol :D

dont have a washing line as there's hardly one day that goes by that's not windy. windy as in.. some ppl come out to visit n go "its stormy today huh" - hehe

In Auckland?

But I thought it was always grey and humid there?

hehe CAAAAAAANTERBURY!!! CAAAAAAAAAAANTERBURY!

[GriffiN]

yeah - even tho im not far from auckland and address letters to Piha, Auckland ... its quite different .. the Waitakere's are akl's water catchment area and with piha being right at the start of it all - ugh ... sooo windy sometimes ..

how i said above about wind opening my old car up. i woke up one morning and the boot on my mazda was up in the air and rain was p1ssing down inside - haha .. tis soo nuts out here sometimes.
had constant power cuts two years ago - one lasted for 27hrs - i kept ringing up the power company n complaining and i sent them a completely sarcastic letter saying how 3rd world piha was (no power=no water out here too) - got a few comments about that one - hahaha.

anyway - thanks secret .. feel way better :D
(not looking behind me so often now to check if anyones standing at the door *peers behind her as typing*) - oh funny how little things can make yuh paranoid :P:D

[shag]

that **** really pisses me off too. I've had lots of thoughts on what to do about it over the years including electrocution. For just over $10 you can make an HT supply to run off 12v that will give u around 10KV with enough current to kill. It'll arc a good inch or so :cool: The only problem though is that if you can't get away with disposing with the body then you get done with murder instead of being given the medal like u should be :mad:

But I think I have solved that problem now. I have a brand new magnatron out of a microwave that will fit very nicely under the seat of my car. All I have to do is sort out what sort of supply I need and wire that sucker up ;) . You may get your car stolen but you can be happy knowing that the bastard that stole it will be either dead within a year or so or suffer a lot of pain from his cancer treatments :p I'm prety sure that the internal heating will cause some serious dammage if he stays in the seat for more than 15 mins or so. Whatta you think?

They are scum and do nothing but cause missery to others for their own gain. So screw 'em.

If u wanna get really technical though you can make a co2 laser with enough power to blind from a very long distance or weld thin metal etc up close for around $1000 - $2000 and a bit of your time. This one can be used in total darkness with night vission as the beam is infrared:cool: All u need to do is park up someware quiet/ secluded with a good view of where you know the one you want to pay back is going to be in view and wait paitiently for your chance to strike back. Hehehehe yep, u just sit there with your telescope with attached video camera using the laser in a low power mode to sight up on his face. When he finaly looks in your direction (could use a load sound or a flash to get his attention) you give him a short burst a full power and the prick is blinded. Yay!!! If your optics are good enough all this should be able to be done from over 1km away :p

[DiscoStu]

bummer.

but nothing actually went missing did it? Which is kinda weird.

Reminds me of the time I was running late (as usual), ran to the car, open the door and chucked my stuff in. Looked accross and their was a pile of around 20 CD's sitting on the passenger seat that I had never seen before....................still haven't figured that one out.

[GriffiN]

:eek: :eek: :eek: whoa - free cds .. niiiceee

[SecretSquirrel]

Originally posted by DiscoStu
bummer.

but nothing actually went missing did it? Which is kinda weird.

Reminds me of the time I was running late (as usual), ran to the car, open the door and chucked my stuff in. Looked accross and their was a pile of around 20 CD's sitting on the passenger seat that I had never seen before....................still haven't figured that one out.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA that has to be included in the book 'Most incredibly stupid criminal hijinks ever'

Shag - you're one scary motherfather. In saying that, I always thought of modifying my microwave (it sparks and crap now due to one of the little wheels under the rotating dish) and having it constantly blast mwaves across my driveway so the goddamned animals that come in and attack my cats, crap on my lawn/in my garage where my wimpy cats sleep, and of course, any intruders/mother-in-laws that step into the WIDE beam :)

Ahh, how nice it all sounds...by the way, Police persons reading this, I NEVER PLANNED HER DEATH, SO YOU CANT CALL IT MURDER.

Thank you.

Griffin, make sure your new place has adequate fencing, a garage, an inside toilet, locked gates (especially for a pc shop!!) and ALARM IT, I would even go so far as suggesting the company I work for, as I would be one of the people monitoring the alarm and making sure you're ok, also get some good IR sensor lights around ALL parts of the house, nothing worse than having only a front porch light, even if it is a sensor one, but if you can see out the back/side of the house...whats the bloody point :)

[GriffiN]

Originally posted by SecretSquirrel

Griffin, make sure your new place has adequate fencing, a garage, an inside toilet, locked gates (especially for a pc shop!!) and ALARM IT, I would even go so far as suggesting the company I work for, as I would be one of the people monitoring the alarm and making sure you're ok, also get some good IR sensor lights around ALL parts of the house, nothing worse than having only a front porch light, even if it is a sensor one, but if you can see out the back/side of the house...whats the bloody point :)

It's not as easy at it seems to find a decent place for max of $250pw.
If anyone does know of a place with 2-3 bdrms,grge and decent size living plz let me know - pm or icq or msn - all in my details :)

[whetu]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/flathunt/search3.asp?id=8723

[DiscoStu]

Originally posted by SecretSquirrel


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA that has to be included in the book 'Most incredibly stupid criminal hijinks ever'

Yeah it was rather odd. At first I thought one of my mates must of dropped by in the morning and put them in my car to make legal backup copies off. But then noticing The Corrs & Kylie in the stack I guessed not.

And shag - you are one scary mofo :D
*hides the magnatron notes he made*

[Deviant]

Magnatrons don't produce that kind of radiation, they produce electromagnetic radiation, and so if someone were sitting above an operating magnetron, it would literally fry his @$$. It would cook his insides just as it would a leg of lamb. No damage occurs months later, damage is done imediately.

The problem is with setting traps for people, is that you can be done for murder, man-slaughter or grevious boldly harm, including blinding with lazers) unless it is in self defence. You always have to remember that those scumbags that deserve everything they get have more rights than the inocent law obiding average person.

[varkk]

No they have the same rights as us 'decent folk' I for one am glad no one has the right to zap me as I walk down the street with some 'Mega Cool Ray-O-Death 3000' device he made in his backyard. Also imagine if you forgot to switch off you thing before getting in the car...

[SecretSquirrel]

Originally posted by varkk
No they have the same rights as us 'decent folk' I for one am glad no one has the right to zap me as I walk down the street with some 'Mega Cool Ray-O-Death 3000' device he made in his backyard. Also imagine if you forgot to switch off you thing before getting in the car...

hahaha
sorry, i was just imagining myself biking down the driveway, and cartoon style cooking halfway down

damn, roast pig on wheels!

[I.R]

Originally posted by SecretSquirrel

....also get some good IR sensor lights around ALL parts of the house.......

Yes that's right folks..... for a small fee I will come to your house and turn on your lights :p

[whetu]

Originally posted by varkk
...with some 'Mega Cool Ray-O-Death 3000' device he made in his backyard.

two words popped into my head:
rectal tesla

[SecretSquirrel]

Originally posted by I.R


Yes that's right folks..... for a small fee I will come to your house and turn on your lights :p

HAHAHAHA i can see you running about in a loin cloth and a little plastic spear and a face mask on singing 'c is for cookie' and running around and around the house!

[I.R]

Originally posted by whetu


two words popped into my head:
rectal tesla

Hmm..... interesting...... two problems though.... one: getting it in the crims rectum....... and two: cleaning off the crim after the fact.... coz he's gonna be one stuck mofo :eek:

[SecretSquirrel]

tesla gives off light, so its obvious you did it...microwaving someone is invisible...SUBTLE AND NOT VERY DETECTABLE!

:)

also, whatever happened to such great plans as pits with punji stakes in them?

[Mashed_Penguin]

Maser their ass, of course you would have to have a maser first. Pretty undetectable though, they would be vapourised :D http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/graemlins/microwave.gif

[mird-OC]

Originally posted by SecretSquirrel
HAHAHAHA i can see you running about in a loin cloth and a little plastic spear and a face mask on singing 'c is for cookie' and running around and around the house!
dude! WTF?

:D

[shag]

Magnatrons don't produce that kind of radiation, they produce electromagnetic radiation, and so if someone were sitting above an operating magnetron, it would literally fry his @$$. It would cook his insides just as it would a leg of lamb. No damage occurs months later, damage is done imediately

I realise that. But the symptoms due to the dammage may not show for some time If the dammage is not so severe. Also I'd say that partialy cooked organs would be far more likely to develop cancer or some sort of tumor :p

Frankly the system pisses me off how it runs around the criminals doing everytjing it can to help them while the victims are prety much left to fend for themselfs. It's about time people were given the right to defend themselfs in their own home instead of being charged with murder for clubing the bastard over the head after he's raped his wife or daughter:mad: Oh no, you can't do that to the poor rapist, he needs hugs and love and an early realese into society for being a good boy in prisson:rolleyes: shoot the pricks, and the bleeding hearts that want to help them. grrrrr!

[SecretSquirrel]

Originally posted by mird-OC

dude! WTF?

:D

I can see you doing similar...only you'd be in a ballet costume, with the crotch cut out, and a hairy face and back, with a waterpistol in hand, singing something like "We Are The Champions" :)

[Deviant]

Originally posted by shag


I realise that. But the symptoms due to the dammage may not show for some time If the dammage is not so severe. Also I'd say that partialy cooked organs would be far more likely to develop cancer or some sort of tumor :p

Frankly the system pisses me off how it runs around the criminals doing everytjing it can to help them while the victims are prety much left to fend for themselfs. It's about time people were given the right to defend themselfs in their own home instead of being charged with murder for clubing the bastard over the head after he's raped his wife or daughter:mad: Oh no, you can't do that to the poor rapist, he needs hugs and love and an early realese into society for being a good boy in prisson:rolleyes: shoot the pricks, and the bleeding hearts that want to help them. grrrrr!

Wasn't sure if you knew that about magnetrons, (Klystrons and traveling wave tubes be better, cause heaps more power for the size, fry their @$$ before they even leave your drive).

and I totally agree with the club the bastard over the head part and kill all those who try to stop us (has thoughts of the green party whether or not they support this)

[GooGlo]

ROFLMAO!

Shag, You have problems....

SS you have more.

Not nice having someone else look through your stuff:confused:
Very strange they didnt take anything :confused: Piha is not the nicest of areas :D The drive out is a pain in the ass. Still I spose it has its appeal to some :p

[SecretSquirrel]

Originally posted by shag

It's about time people were given the right to defend themselfs in their own home instead of being charged with murder for clubing the bastard over the head after he's raped his wife or daughter:mad: Oh no, you can't do that to the poor rapist, he needs hugs and love and an early realese into society for being a good boy in prisson:rolleyes: shoot the pricks, and the bleeding hearts that want to help them. grrrrr!

I always thought castration in prisons would be quite good for sex offenders. Whether it is done by a doctor, or another prisoner, I could give a shizer.


[reason why I dislike baptists]

Once upon a time, there was a creepy fat man with curly locks of manhair, he suddenly appeared in the household of some semi-friends of my parents when I was a teenager. Rumours whisper about his past offences to children (bear in mind he was living with two under 5 year olds) pop up here and there, but everything ticks along nicely.

One day the PO-lice wanted him to come and stand in a line-up so a 13 year old boy could identify the man that raped him in the toilets in Sydenham. The guy doesnt turn up to the line-up, instead blows his brains out with a shotgun in the kitchen of the people who were protecting him.

After all this, police etc wanted some answers, the person happened to be a convicted sex offender who was deemed by the baptist church to require 'love' to heal his wrong doings, so they smuggled him up from Southland to hid him in my community.

O M G THE LOVING SEEMED TO MAKE HIM SO FULL OF LOVE, HE HAD TO LEAVE SOME OF IT IN SOMEONE ELSE. And this is the reason why I FVCKING HATE certain psychotic religions, and the patrons of such churches. An example of the psycho factor "God doesnt go to other peoples churches, he only comes to ours", and yes, I am aware this is just one persons opinion, but really its not, I have heard similar from a couple of people...they're just a bunch of psychos.

Anyway, I love you all, unless you're a weirdo religious psycho, in which case I dislike you intensely.

[/reason why I dislike baptists]

[Geek4Life]

Come on 0wn up. Which one of you was it.

I'm picking it was someone from these forums trying to score some components from you soon to be opened computer shop :D

[whetu]

so he blew his brains out in your parents friends' kitchen? did it smell?

yes I too dislike christ-based religions for how much they have rooted this world, and I agree with George Carlin's stance on it.

[shag]

Oh dear, I've just realised that I've been ranting on about things that might not be making Griffin feel any better:rolleyes:

Soz

[SecretSquirrel]

Whetu - not sure of the smell, its one place I sure as hell never went back to ;)

Shag - Yeah, me too, but she's a tough one, so she'll be right*






*You are alright now, arent you Griffin?

Griffin? Aw come on, dont be like that! I didnt mean that about your mother! What? Why are you throwing the pillow at me? YOU WANT ME TO SLEEP WHERE??

;)

[I.R]

SS you scare me :eek:

A LOT!!!!!!!

[GriffiN]

haha cant stop grinning - YER ALL NUTS! :)




*ahem* - but its good, yuh know. :D

[shag]

Come on 0wn up. Which one of you was it.

I'm picking it was someone from these forums trying to score some components from you soon to be opened computer shop

Well it can't have been me. I was busy leering at Tojja through his bedroom window with a pair of dirty brown yfronts on my head that night.

You guys know that he wears fluffy pink bunny slippers in the evenings? I tell ya, that guy just ain't normal:rolleyes:

[SecretSquirrel]

Originally posted by shag


Well it can't have been me. I was busy leering at Tojja through his bedroom window with a pair of dirty brown yfronts on my head that night.

You guys know that he wears fluffy pink bunny slippers in the evenings? I tell ya, that guy just ain't normal:rolleyes:

tsk. Like YOU can talk.

I heard ALL about that "coffee stiring tool" you have, and I can guarantee, the pink vibrating pearls inside it are not for more active stirring control.

[whetu]

Originally posted by shag
You guys know that he wears fluffy pink bunny slippers in the evenings? I tell ya, that guy just ain't normal:rolleyes:

we're all a little kooky in this flat (www.g33kflat.orcon.net.nz)
here's me about 5 minutes after arriving back from surgery

[theYANK]

In reply to the origial topic, in America I had my little buddy "Toe Taggin' Frank" to take care of those things. Frank had his arms "sawed-off". ;) My wife wouldn't let me bring him. Mumbled something about Customs.