The knife falls quicker

[whetu]

well.. drill actually...

tomorrow morning i'm going to undertake keyhole surgery under anaesthetic to correct my hernia. Someone chickened out so I was put ahead by 6 months. The shock of the news has me basically sh*ting my pants.

subsequently i will be away for two days, while i recover... mainly from the large doses of morphine i'm about to receive ;). i'm sure silver and RB will keep things under control while my iron fist lays limp on the operating table

*waves iron fist menacingly* :D

wish me luck

[I.R]

Good luck man ;)

You've got nothin to be afraid of..... these people are trained professionals...... not like this bunch of warranty voiding |-|4><..... no offense guys :p

[GriffiN]

Yeah, good luck man :)
Remember to act like yer in more pain than you are...
more morphine :D;)

[matthew]

"mainly from the large doses of morphine i'm about to receive"

oh yeah......;)

good luck! :)

[Geek4Life]

Good luck whetu, we'll be waiting for you.

Don't you really wish that OCNZ had a WAP site now.

[Wibber]

luck dude

[swiftynz]

yea all the best whetu.

an ocnz wap forum... now thats an idea! :D

[KingJackal]

So if we see ya looking stoned, THAT's why - cool, just need to clear that up ;).
:p

[Humantuckshop]

Good luck man. :D

I hope you don't get an infection like my dad did. :eek:

[Artifice]

congratulations,
i guess youll be phoning the pharmacy to put your panadol shipment on hold..

good luck too.

[Ragnor]

Don't worry your army or Acoustic Edge whores will pimp in your absence...

Hope it goes well man..

[mird-OC]

that's awesome news whetu :) i'm sure you're very happy at the thought of finally getting that damn hernia sorted...

good luck :D

[ktulu]

luck bro

[SecretSquirrel]

I can imagine him now, squealing about where the hell he left his pint, and how he cant feel his body, and that the mandoctor 'shore is purdy'

Or else he will be shaking a pale fist and swearing about where his beer and body have gone, and how the morphine have made him attracted to the mandoctor.

Either way, one less hernia means baby jesus can get back to his rap, yo.

Whetu, dont worry, at least HALF of the time they dont leave a watch behind. Plus, if they do, you get a free watch! Its just retrieving it thats going to be the bizitch.

Take care old man!

[Sydog]

good luck mate, I remember having this done (well actually I only remember the jelly).

And I bet you'll be hoping it's a shenurse eh

[whetu]

just a quick note to say i'm still alive... feeling REALLY groggy from the drugs

* shaving yourself is fun
* i woke up to see the hottest nurse in all time leaning over my bed.. great view :D
* they had teletubbies playing in the recovery room :mad:
* me entire stomach is covered in a layer of antiseptic brown yellowy crap.. iodine thats what its called.. its all coming back to me now

well i'm back off to bed.. i've been in and out of sleep since 3pm

[shag]

I'll be thinking of u dude... In your open backed hospital gown ;)

Crikey now theres a thought!


Hehe hope it all goes well for u hot buns :p

[Sydog]

On a side note, did that psu arrive 2day Whetu

[Deviant]

Oh, I'm too late, I was going to say "if you don't make it, can I have your PC".

Glad you're back. I know how much of a relief it must be for you now.

Tell me more about this nurse, were you asleap at the time, or did you get her number.

[Gh0s7 L3mUr]

It certainly makes a stay in hospital more fun when you have a pretty nurse at your beck'n'call :D

Hope your back to full strength ub3r m0d3rat0r3n soon :)

[Geek4Life]

Glad to hear that you made it.

[p01s0n_p1e]

dude
too much detail, i didnt need to know what you did down there....erghhh.
Good to see you back, more ub3r than ever!
you sure this nurse wasnt the side effects of tellietubbys?

[Volodkovich]

hehehe, u'll be back to noraml before we know it
d00d, tell us more about the hot nurse!

[whetu]

shag: i dont like the open backed gowns.. they make me look fat ;)

sydog: ask my flatmate tojja... i'm recovering at my parents place in levin

everyone else.. the nurse was sooooo 9.5... a grade A ass and perfect rack... i didnt talk to her much cos it was after i first woke up... i was drifting in and out of sleep every 10 minutes or so.. she did pull a few strings and got me out of a recovery bed and into a lazyboy tho... :D

[GooGlo]

Yay! You finally got it sorted :)

[Artifice]

you'll be doing trips to the pizza phone in no time :D

[TheChosen_1]

Ive just come across this post and I was about to say good luck for the op but you are back already, oh well good to see the operation went well man!! Now you can take tae kwon do up again?

[Tojja]

Sydog - yup, arrived yesterday AM, all in on piece - i thought that i may as well open it, after all, I WAS rifling through Whetu's undy draw in his absence anyway.

....and dont get all pouty on me Shag, Whetu's beige y-fronts you asked for are in the mail as promised.

[whetu]

Originally posted by TheChosen_1
Now you can take tae kwon do up again?

not for about 4-6 weeks.. and even then i'll have to take things gently

shag: geez if ya just asked i coulda sent ya sum of my knickerbockers.. got a real skiddy pair lying about somewhere so you can get a good strong whiff of whetu-essence ;)

[shag]

geez if ya just asked i coulda sent ya sum of my knickerbockers.. got a real skiddy pair lying about somewhere so you can get a good strong whiff of whetu-essence

Wow really ? :eek:

You can still send them u know. They'll make a great addition to my collection of celeberty underware;) (dang, how do you spell that?)

And I'm gonna have to have a word to that flatmate of yours for holding back on me. He said that those Y-fronts were the best he could get :( I'm thinking somebody is trying to start a little collection of their own here:rolleyes:

[p01s0n_p1e]

dude, that is just off
i dont think i wanna keep checking this thread anymore..

[mird-OC]

Originally posted by whetu
shag: geez if ya just asked i coulda sent ya sum of my knickerbockers.. got a real skiddy pair lying about somewhere so you can get a good strong whiff of whetu-essence ;)
ROFLMAO!!

that gets my vote for both the funniest and sickest thing that has this new forum. LOL.

[DiSCLAiMER]

geez if ya just asked i coulda sent ya sum of my knickerbockers.. got a real skiddy pair lying about somewhere so you can get a good strong whiff of whetu-essence

You can still send them u know. They'll make a great addition to my collection of celeberty underware (dang, how do you spell that?)


No don't. You don't want them. I was once around at Ra's (Whetu's) place and saw a whole basket load of them in his bathroom. I had to get outa there but not before first getting sick from the smell. You don't wanna know.

What is it with people down south wanting to do questionable things with others underwear? And since when is someone from the north island a celeberty. :P

[shag]

No don't. You don't want them. I was once around at Ra's (Whetu's) place and saw a whole basket load of them in his bathroom. I had to get outa there but not before first getting sick from the smell. You don't wanna know.

*drools*

What is it with people down south wanting to do questionable things with others underwear? And since when is someone from the north island a celeberty. :P

You mean you don't get that up north too? :eek: It's prety common practice in these parts. It pays to dry your undergarments in your house if you don't want to see them bobbing past your window and off down the street attached to someone elses head :rolleyes:

And as for whetu being a celebrity (think I spelt it right that time) How could u not see him as one? Have u not noticed the way he single handedly sweeps in to take charge and expertly lay down the law while still maintaining his famous charming manner? Or his stunningly handsome features? That dude has got it going on! And I tell u, I'm not the only one who goes weak at the nee's when he's around laying down the law ;)

That lad has quite a fan club :D

[p01s0n_p1e]

ok
mird, disclaimer, you hold him down while i get his pills.
dont worry shag, the men in the whitecoats will take you back to the room with the soft walls and the "i like to hug myself" jacket....

its gonna be allright...

[FlyingAttackSquirrel]

shag: i dont like the open backed gowns.. they make me look fat ;)


No. Your fat ass makes you look fat. :)

[CameronW]

my ass is fat. It makes me look skinny!

[Iblis]

BABIES GET SACRIFICED
http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/520/meltdababyjo1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
WHEN YOU DIG UP OLD THREADS

[FlyingAttackSquirrel]

Yeah. My bad. Saw it referenced somewhere today and assumed it was current. I missed it the first time round, so sorry all.

[Valium]

after reading the first post i thought "damn, silvers back? who sacrificed a 7 year old boy?" then realised we were reading a tome...

[Vaelo]

i'm sure silver and RB will keep things under control

*waves iron fist menacingly* :D



You mean we have inactive mods:eek: . I say get them back here.
/evil glare of d00m

[Mevunky]

Wheelbarrow

Soddimisation with said barrow.

The OCNZ way.

[Agent_Shift]

Hey Whetu good to hear your doing well. Where did you get it done Wellington or the Hutt? Same thing happened to me with my Hernia Repair, got called up and next week I was in surgery. Did you Get Dr Andrew Kenedy Smith he did a sweet job on mine unfortunately my Hernia was to big for key hole. Scar is almost completely faded.

[MycoolCar]

Hey Whetu good to hear your doing well. Where did you get it done Wellington or the Hutt? Same thing happened to me with my Hernia Repair, got called up and next week I was in surgery. Did you Get Dr Andrew Kenedy Smith he did a sweet job on mine unfortunately my Hernia was to big for key hole. Scar is almost completely faded.
Someone still doesn't quite get it...

[whetu]

Hey Whetu good to hear your doing well. Where did you get it done Wellington or the Hutt? Same thing happened to me with my Hernia Repair, got called up and next week I was in surgery. Did you Get Dr Andrew Kenedy Smith he did a sweet job on mine unfortunately my Hernia was to big for key hole. Scar is almost completely faded.

Palmy. Still got the scar - do you have nerve damage? ie the area around the scar feels sorta numb?

[Agent_Shift]

Not that I can remember, it felt quite tender for about a week after surgery. Then i was able to walk normally and do stuff but took as you say 4-6 weeks to go back to normal use. What kind of Hernia did you have mine was Left Ingunal Hernia. The cut they had to make was about 18cm.

[whetu]

right ingunal, and my scar is about the same. I was crippled for a few years before the surgery, and now I'm cycling 30k's a day (weather permitting) and playing touch, so it's all good - just that the area around the scar does feel numb to the touch (ie damaged nerves sending wrong signals to the brain)

[Valium]

...and now I'm cycling 30k's a day (weather permitting)

so not too much cycling lately?

[whetu]

so not too much cycling lately?

no :( I should have got a trainer from torpedo7.co.nz while they were cheap. It's not the rain, it's the wind (randomly gusting wellington wind = death)

[Tojja]

(randomly gusting wellington wind = death)

You have to be prepared in Wellington to cycle at every possible opportunity - my mate did 330km last week while I did a lowly 180km (reduced through being sick), just by waiting for gaps and then getting out there for as long as possible - though as you mainly commute this isn't always practical, I concede.

Highly unpleasant when you pedal for an hour straight into a headwind, but by christ, cycling in Wellington prepares you for anything.