Coffee Thread

[PsYcHo]

In true OCNZ style, this has to be done.

In the words of me :P

Have a coffee, chat about n e thing :)

*makes a coffee and waits*

[whetu]

*tugs on hair in agony*

"nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

*camera zooms out and through the roof as the screams of torment turn into a doppler effect*

if you want to test the forums.. try a babe thread ;)

[GooGlo]

Damn, Was hoping this old *****y cow of a thread would die the long and agonising death it deserves... :mad:

Oh well :D

[GooGlo]

:rolleyes: Seems the profanity bleeper thingy works... :P

[Xplo]

**** **** rofl :D

[TO THE MAX]

mmmmmmmmmmmm coffeeeee:D

[Binky Stunt Cat]

ewww coffee.....ug.....
tea is better, but Coke is best for your caffine fix :D

[mird-OC]

COFFEE GOOD. nothing like a nice big piping hot capuccino on one of these chilly winter evenings.

mmmmmmm...

[p01s0n_p1e]

they dont call me the mochacino demon for nothin....

mmmm might make one now actually...

hey this thread aint gonna involve whetu and his truck of lamingtons is it?

*hears high pitched beeping and whetu yelling "ill just back er up a bit and then we will start unloadin"*


ah crap...

[PsYcHo]

i shall now rest my case for bringing back the beast.
Nothing wrong with a pipping hot coffee, vienna especially!!

*has another coffee* *waits for all the coffee drinkers to come rolling in*

make sure you bring bikkies :p (or lamingtons for Whetu and donuts for Disco Stu) :D
aaaaaaa memories :o

[SilverPriest]

Oh God i remember that thread.
Disco's magic boots, whetus truck, i kept saying warped things.
Ah, those were the days :D

[p01s0n_p1e]

am i the only one here who thinks starbucks is overpriced?

also i think the forum needs more smileys, preferably animated ones too :D but the new script is real easy to learn

[PsYcHo]

Originally posted by SilverPriest
Oh God i remember that thread.
Disco's magic boots, whetus truck, i kept saying warped things.
Ah, those were the days :D

just dont mention that hat (you know the one) other wise we'll have disco and his lawyers here again :p

[Humantuckshop]

Don't worry about the food - I got that covered ;) : Lamingtons for Whetu, donuts for DiscoStu, bikkies for Psycho.... anything else?

How about those Crusaders then? :D

[PsYcHo]

i could go for some apple pie and ice cream if ya dont mind.
Go well with mah coffee *stays on topic with a mention of coffee*
:p

[Humantuckshop]

Greedy Psycho! You've already got your bikkies! :p

*hopes no-one is drinking Faggs coffee*

[Geek4Life]

Coke is the best in my opinion;). It's reasonably priced and tastes damn good and is a good caffeine hit.

Although if you want a really nice concoction, put a reasonable amount of a caffeine/guarana based energy drink in with your Coke ;) It's really good.

[Mashed_Penguin]

I HATE COFFEE!!!! Well I hate it untill I can taste things again. I was Ice Skating last night and got a good hot moccachino. It was cold (being chch and an ice skating rink) and the cup felt ok to drink from. AND I BURNT MY BLOODY TOUNGE!!!

/me Goes and cries in the corner, coffee what have you done to me :(

[Artifice]

i like Columbian style. dont care where its from so long as i get some. i tend to overdo it and make myself feel strung out and sick :( so i only put a pot on during the weekends, weekdays its milo milo 3 spoons to the mug. glug glug glun. :eek:

[Humantuckshop]

ROFL @ milo. I used to drink milo - about 10 years ago. It was quite good too.............



*Goes down to the service station to buy some*

[Deviant]

My mother use to buy me , I think it was 'bournvita', maybe milo was too expensive, or I liked the other suff better.

I don't drink coffee, but I'll have a nice cup of tea, no fancy stuff, just bell or whatever, but usually it's coke or cordial.

[mird-OC]

yes. bournvita had a wonderful jingle, oh yes, wonderful... almost as good as that jeh jeh jeh jeh jeh jeh jeh jeh GERARD! or whatever the hell it was.

[DiscoStu]

I still have magical boots.

[Binky Stunt Cat]

this seemed the best place to release my creation....
http://binky.orcon.net.nz/gfx/sigvirusb.gif

[Binky Stunt Cat]

wahoo, conversation killer am i :D

[PsYcHo]

lol
i been watching movies, with that per-historic thing called VHS or something like that :P

now i going 2 bed, early morning for me :(

[swiftynz]

ah the imfamous coffee thread....

*looks at time*

hmm the forums seem to have died down just a little, must be time for that thing called sleep :rolleyes:

[KingJackal]

YET THE COFFEE THREAD POWERS ON!!!!

BWAHAHAHAAAA-...
*cough* *splutter*

Note to self:
do not try to simultaneously drink coffee and laugh evily :eek:

[SilverPriest]

Or eat a bread roll after applying as2 to a heatsink without checking to see if yer fingers are clean.....
*splutters*
Coffee in morning, neeeed sleeeep.
Hmm, i bet i will feel having a lamington in the morning ;)

[Gh0s7 L3mUr]

mmmm ....triple shot short black columbian :eek:

Love the img Blinky :p

slightly off topic: KJ what are the chances of hiring an industrial coffee machine for L3 #5? We (coffeesters) could all chip in an get a quantity of quality beans. ;)

[KingJackal]

Originally posted by Gh0s7 L3mUr
mmmm ....triple shot short black columbian :eek:

Love the img Blinky :p

slightly off topic: KJ what are the chances of hiring an industrial coffee machine for L3 #5? We (coffeesters) could all chip in an get a quantity of quality beans. ;)

#5 won't be an issue - but #6, well for that I just may be able to get a coffee machine free..... ;) ;)

[Binky Stunt Cat]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo
you bring a coffee machine and affect my concentration with its evil smell and i'll have to get armoatheraputic on ur ass boy!

[mird-OC]

affect your concentration? just drink some tea or some other foul tasting sh*t and chill :p

[Binky Stunt Cat]

actually, i've kinda gone off tea now.....altho herbal blends are nice.....
Hot drink: Hot Chocolate
Caffine Fix: Coke/V/Lift Plus

[Geek4Life]

Tea is yuk, coffee and coke all the way.

[Gh0s7 L3mUr]

It's amazing just how much I truely love coffee at times. Especially when having to stay up half the night with a sick/stubbon baby who refuses to go to sleep.

*runs off to make super strong SP-type coffee* :D

[SilverPriest]

Need coffeeeeeee
Mustn't wake rellies :(
on a completely random note:
http://www.boners.com/content/384008.1.jpg

[GriffiN]

bwahaha - slept fer two days hahahah - it was all planned!
And i've just drunk my last can of coke fer the night :eek:

[swiftynz]

*wonders wtf he is doing up this late...*

oh well its all good:

[Antallica]

Gimme 18 coffee's cause I gotta goto work in a few mins (wwaaa!!!! :( )

Word of advice: Never work at a supermarket :( :(

[Gh0s7 L3mUr]

mmmm...

Nice and refreshed after an all too short sleep, now all I need is a Coffee or two.

*Wonders if whetu ate all the lamingtons yet* :D

Can you imagine the bragging that guinea pig did? :eek:
Bet he's payiing for it now trying to feed all those mouth. There is always a huge price to pay for having that much fun. ;)

[Geek4Life]

hmmm, bet shag's jealous of that guinnea pig. :D

I so want that Stephen Hawking game.

[coolmhz]

Dam i Need coffeeeeeee :rolleyes:

[Geek4Life]

I've only had 1.2L of Coke today.......... so far.

Bout to go and get another.

[Viper_NZ]

LOL @ Stephen Hawking.

I haven't really had coffee in a while now.. Drinking flavoured milk and Pepsi mostly.

This thread just won't die will it.... It'll plague this forum until the end of overclocking..... :S

[Humantuckshop]

Originally posted by Viper_NZ
This thread just won't die will it.... It'll plague this forum until the end of overclocking..... :S


DAMN YOU VIPER!!! Overclocking will never end! Never, I tell you........ :p

[Viper_NZ]

Everything comes to an end....... Hopefully it'll be al ong way off tho.. When we get those funky chips that don't run off a clock gen :D

[DiscoStu]

*does the Disco happy danceTM*
IT SHALL NEVER END







unless dinkim donuts goes belly up

[Geek4Life]

Arghh, just started/finished a PP190 assignment. Stupid structured diagrams.

Now to get the BC102 thing done, think I'll leave that till tomorrow.

Damn I need some Coke, or other fizzy caffeine/guarana based drink.

[Mashed_Penguin]

Caffine addictions are bad, my g/f is addicted to diet coke at the moment, she goes through so much of that stuff its scary. I'm trying to ween her off it but its not working very well.

Oh well at least its not crack :D

[Geek4Life]

Originally posted by Mashed_Penguin
Caffine addictions are bad, my g/f is addicted to diet coke at the moment, she goes through so much of that stuff its scary. I'm trying to ween her off it but its not working very well.

Oh well at least its not crack :D
eww YUK, diet coke is foul.

[swiftynz]

AND it defeats the purpose of drinking coke in the first place :p :D

[Binky Stunt Cat]

Coke is gewd, nuff said

[Geek4Life]

Originally posted by swiftynz
AND it defeats the purpose of drinking coke in the first place :p :D
I'd have to agree with that.

[TheChosen_1]

yeah diet coke is grosse, my friend calls normal coke fat coke!!
Man I hate it when he says it, I feel like beating him with the coke bottle, but I refrain myself from doing that!!:D

[Humantuckshop]

COKE is just sugar and caffeine tho...... Fat makes you fat, not sugar. At least that's what I thought anyway. :D

[Binky Stunt Cat]

nope, fat dont make you fat.
this is because fat is actually another form of glucose storage, and one that is digested slower than carbohydrates.
You get fat from eating too much and not using enough of the glucose you eat.
"Fat Free" is a marketing concept playing on the ignorance of the masses..

[DiscoStu]

mmmm.........donuts.......mmmmmm

[Binky Stunt Cat]

Originally posted by DiscoStu
mmmm.........donuts.......mmmmmm
and the award for "Best Homer on a Donut rampage impression" goes to DiscoStu!!

[Geek4Life]

I haven't had a Coke (or other cola substance) since Friday. :)

It's not very nice, I'm actually tired at 23:30 for a change. :eek:

I'll have to catch up for tomorrow.

*starts to drool about coke he's having tomorrow*

/edit damn spelling.

[swiftynz]

i've found i've been seemingly living off coke. every time i go to the 24hour countdown, coke is on special for $1.50 or $2 for a 1.5L, dam cheap! coffee's taken a back seat but winters setting in so that will change! :D

i was thinking of an easy way to keep milk for coffee in the halls here, and heres some advice:
DONT USE POWDERED MILK.

tastes like crap*. it does last a lot longer than ordinary milk tho :D

*=no smarts comments about what crap tastes like pls :rolleyes: :p

[Geek4Life]

Originally posted by swiftynz
i've found i've been seemingly living off coke. every time i go to the 24hour countdown, coke is on special for $1.50 or $2 for a 1.5L, dam cheap!
Yeah I'm kinda similar. But I didn't end up leaving the computer so I couldn't get a Coke.;)

[H2gO]

I'm guna report all users who post with referances to coke & not Coffee being off topic to the all and mightly Moderators

*pass that last donut will ya DiscoStu*

:D

[Binky Stunt Cat]

Coke coke coke coke coke

:p

[DiscoStu]

Originally posted by H2gO
*pass that last donut will ya DiscoStu*

:D
You can't take the last one................thats just plain wrong :D

[Antimatter]

Espresso...mmmm. :)
Wouldn't mind a Redbull and Vodka though.

[Gremlin]

Sits here sipping a fresh brew of illy and browses the forums ... lots of good info here with some great contributors it seems :)

[Gh0s7 L3mUr]

*runs away to refill jumbo cup* :eek:

*returns with biccies for everyone*:D

[Gh0s7 L3mUr]

Damn 6 months and no ones had a coffee. :eek:

*Runs away to brew up some Java* :D

[dustyslapper]

Six months and your style of posting has barely changed. Are you trying to spam this thread Mr L3mUr?

[Geek4Life]

*grabs stale biscuit and dips in coffee*

mmm tasty.

[City_Idiot]

*grabs quad shot expresso and popcorn and waits for the fun to begin*

morning

[Agent_Shift]

Dibs on first to say that coffee is BAD. COKE and V good.


How do u stand the taste of it ? Do you coffee drinkers Skull it or something ?

[ktulu]

I like coffee... mainly in the mornings tho... drink tea during the day. I can't see how you could like coke... it's so uncultured :D

[PsYcHo]

Originally posted by Agent_Shift
Do you coffee drinkers Skull it or something ?

Depending on the coffee, depends on how one drinks it :p

Rising this thread from the dead :D
Bring on teh coffee and donuts.

[City_Idiot]

Shifty ur one dead SOB when get home tonight

[Agent_Shift]

a) It is Shift

b) You need me

[Gh0s7 L3mUr]

Originally posted by dustyslapper
Six months and your style of posting has barely changed. Are you trying to spam this thread Mr L3mUr?

Na I just figured I killed it last time, I might it well be the one to enable the new members here to enjoy the benfits of coffee....

*takes another sip of his Columbian double short black* :D

I don't think it's quite a spam in. But just incase...

Who want's to start a wager (non cash, pure w4nk value) on when the US is going to start bombing I'll take 27th of March (my son Danté's Birthday). :D

[fatsanchez]

Originally posted by Gh0s7 L3mUr
Na I just figured I killed it last time, I might it well be the one to enable the new members here to enjoy the benfits of coffee....

*takes another sip of his Columbian double short black* :D

I don't think it's quite a spam in. But just incase...

Who want's to start a wager (non cash, pure w4nk value) on when the US is going to start bombing I'll take 27th of March (my son Danté's Birthday). :D

27th of feb :D

[SilverPriest]

20th of March, my bday :)

[dustyslapper]

6 month spam, lol


I am picking the first week of March...

[ktulu]

25th April

[Iblis]

I seem to recall reading somwhere that coffee and cocaine are from the same family of alkaloids and almost chemically identical....
can anyone else expound on this?
:p

[Iblis]

oh, and yeah, i almost forgot my submission:
definitely the IDES of March. good time for some good ol fashioned backstabbing ;)

[mird-OC]

mmm bombing... i don't really mind when it is, as long as i get extensive coverage in the comfort of my living room.

[ktulu]

Originally posted by Iblis
almost chemically identical....


well there's only one atom difference between H2O and H2O2... drink one and you'll live... the other and you'll die :D

[Agent_Shift]

You know when you bleach your hair blond or put
blond streaks in it?

Guess what that stuff contains H2O2 9% in Nz max
and a max of 6% in America.

P.s. i Only know this because i read the side of the
bottle while wait for my hair to get streaked

[Wibber]

nah man the stuff form the stuper raket is only 6%, itys the hairdresser grade stuff thats 9%, takes leews time to work

[Method]

12th of march

15 of april is my bday tho ^_^

[Iblis]

Originally posted by ktulu
well there's only one atom difference between H2O and H2O2... drink one and you'll live... the other and you'll die :D
good point :)

[mird-OC]

mmmm kaaawww-feeeeee. why am i still awake?

[p01s0n_p1e]

jesus **** no the monster has been resurrected!

btw i'll take an orange mocha frappachino, gasoline fight anyone?

i get the jitterbug....

[SilverPriest]

Good God.

[Doom]

Did anyone sign up and get the free coffee in the mail ? I got mine today!

[Evil-Elmo]

Free coffee in the mail?? how, where, when, what?? Why am I always the last to find out :(

[Agent_Shift]

You mean that new coffie fromn Nesscafe?

[Evil-Elmo]

oh, instant? I'm too much of a coffee snob to drink instant coffee. :cool:

[p01s0n_p1e]

take your serious discussion elsewhere, this is the coffee thread.

you guys are all too n00b to understand the seething mass of lammingtons and destruction this thread has created in forums past

[Wibber]

thought those who hve often wondered, dipping cheese in coffee doenst make coffee tasting cheese, it just tastes a special kind of bad.

[bob_dole_nz]

http://bobbluing.orcon.net.nz/youaregay.jpg

On the other hand, so is anyone who drinks lattes. And I Luuuurve a caramel latte.

[MoNk]

I got my free coffee at the start of the week. One sachet left. Pretty pathetic freebie really.

[Mashed_Penguin]

MMMMMMMM Tim Horton's coffee, the best in Canada. Like Starbucks only not an evil USA monopoly :)

Their cream contains extra oil to make it smooth :D

[Phatputer]

Ok... I luv my coffee.. don't really care what but strangly actually like certain instant coffee's more so than brewed.. but drinking 2x 1.5 litre coke a day during the week with more so in the weekends ontop of the regular coffee for breakfast, lunch, tea and many intervals in between doesn't count as an adiction does it.. I try to justify it as more as medicine to benifit my insomnia...

And is it normal to wake up at 10.30 am after going to bed after a 72 hour stink of wakiness.. this is ending up asleep at 6.30 - I know this isn't normal but should I seek medical help or is this normal for people who work with computers?

[Evil-Elmo]

Originally posted by Mashed_Penguin
MMMMMMMM Tim Horton's coffee, the best in Canada. Like Starbucks only not an evil USA monopoly :)

Their cream contains extra oil to make it smooth :D
How can you mention Tim Horton's and NOT mention Tim-Bits?!? :cool:

[PreservativePrick]

mmm Nescafe' sample was nice, so i went out and bought it...

*drooling just over the smell ......

[Mashed_Penguin]

Originally posted by Evil-Elmo
How can you mention Tim Horton's and NOT mention Tim-Bits?!? :cool:

I'm more of a maple cream man myself :)

Tim bits for those that don't know are the bits from the middle of the donuts

[Wibber]

have you ever stopped and though about how they made those holes in the donuts?

Dirty Canadians!

[Iblis]

mmmmmmmmmmmm.......
Krispy Kreme......
Dunkin Donuts.......
mmmmmmmmmmm........

[Mashed_Penguin]

Originally posted by Wibber
have you ever stopped and though about how they made those holes in the donuts?

Dirty Canadians!

:eek: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! How can you take the one thing I hold dear away from me :(