Want to see some tight pu55y?

[Deviant]

Here it is

[Deviant]

this is good

[Deviant]

> A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate
> their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a
> confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
> The husband replies, "That's no surprise in this day and age."
> The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."
> "Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
> "Tiger Woods."
> "Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
> "Yeah."
> "Well he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with
> him." The husband and wife then made passionate love. When they finished,
> the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
> "What are you doing?" asks the wife.
> The husband says, "I'm going to call room service for some food."
> "Tiger wouldn't do that."
> "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
> "He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
> The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to
> his
> wife for a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the
> phone.
> "What are you doing?" She asks.
> The husband says, "I'm still hungry so I was going to phone room service
> to order some food."
> "Tiger wouldn't do that."
> "Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
> "He'd come back to bed and do it one more time."
> The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his
> wife one more time. When they finish, he's gasping for air and glistening
> with sweat. He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
> The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"
> "No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this hole."

[Joshsti_NZ]

The cat in the beer glass doesnt amuse me at all, Its simply cruelty to animals which is stupid.

[Joshsti_NZ]

Just got this when i opened up IE (see pic)

Note; I am using IE6

[Grrr!!]

Typical M$

Say Joshsti was that you that added me to ICQ? I accidentally pressed ENTER before I could see the the dialog.

[Joshsti_NZ]

Originally posted by Grrr!!
Typical M$

Say Joshsti was that you that added me to ICQ? I accidentally pressed ENTER before I could see the the dialog.

Yeah, its was :D , you don't mind eh? I'll be online later.

[Grrr!!]

Don't mind at all. The only thing is I saw that dialog for about a second and read J*OCNZ. I wasn't sure if it was you ;).

I'll probably go offline when my parents come home, but that could be a while :).

[HaydenNZ]

mmmmmmmmmmmk?

[farns]

LOL I thought the 1st pic was the funniest !

[dustyslapper]

Ohhh come one - cruel would be doing it to a baby...

Khats lurv thoz crahhzey antikcs!

[TheChosen_1]

hehe nice joke man, that is pretty cruel to the kitten though.

[ktulu]

what do you mean poor fricken kitten... how bout the poor beer glass

[Gh0s7 L3mUr]

Yeah, how rude is that. Who has an empty beer glass sitting around? :D

[KingJackal]

Originally posted by Joshsti_NZ
Just got this when i opened up IE (see pic)

Note; I am using IE6

Have you ever edited your browser identification tags in your registry? ( that'll do it - the little number in that dialog box means exactly JACK )

And LOL - was that off Bonzai Kitten (http://www.bonsaikitten.com/)? :D

[Joshsti_NZ]

Originally posted by KingJackal


Have you ever edited your browser identification tags in your registry? ( that'll do it - the little number in that dialog box means exactly JACK )

Yep, have done, pity the forums dont have that identification type thing on the whos online page now :(

[_N_]

poor cat? WTF, it probably drank the beer, and do you see a sad face on it? NO, it looks pretty happy to me, FFS, it's only a cat,

how many of you wouldn't wan't to see yourselves in a giant beer glass??

I mean seriously, are you gonna ring up SPCA and complain about animal cruelty?

BTW, KJ, how did you know about that site? :D

[KingJackal]

Originally posted by Joshsti_NZ
Yep, have done, pity the forums dont have that identification type thing on the whos online page now :(

Well then THERE'S your problem. Stop winging about dumb MS - you're the one telling the world the browser you're using is MS 1337-Explorer or whatever....

Delete those keys, or reset them to defaults, and *poof*, away your problem will go ;).

Originally posted by _N_
BTW, KJ, how did you know about that site?

Ummmm..... I forget.....

Heh, nah - that was on the old forums ( as was a LOT of the threads here ). It's all just a factor of how good your memory is ( and mine's not too shabby... ;) ).

[AgentofEvil]

*Slaps anyone complaining about animal cruelty* It's not real, just like bonsaikitten.

[Joshsti_NZ]

Originally posted by KingJackal


Well then THERE'S your problem. Stop winging about dumb MS - you're the one telling the world the browser you're using is MS 1337-Explorer or whatever....

Delete those keys, or reset them to defaults, and *poof*, away your problem will go ;).

I didn't say how MS was dumb, and maybe if i knew that the tags would stuff up the version ident. like that i wouldn't have used them :p , but that only happend when IE was doing its auto check for updates, i don't actually use Windows Update :)

[KingJackal]

Originally posted by Joshsti_NZ
I didn't say how MS was dumb, and maybe if i knew that the tags would stuff up the version ident. like that i wouldn't have used them :p , but that only happend when IE was doing its auto check for updates, i don't actually use Windows Update :)

Hehe - [bleet] :D

Yeah, amazingly enough, those tags are the ONLY way for somebody to legally determine your browser version - MS included. Because even MS declare that they're not taking any info off your machine in Windows Update. ( Those tags are sent out by default to everyone - it's just up to them whether or not they use them )

[GriffiN]

bonsai kitten has been around for awhile. i found it through www.ehowa.com

opened the page and i thought i rested my feet on the cats tail -
couldnt see it under the desk though and was calling for it. took me a good 15seconds to click it was the website! :eek: :D

[Deviant]

Bonsai kitten is true, I bought one off them 6 months ago, but my stupid kids dropped the glass and it broke, so now we have a square cat that won't even roll down hills.;)
:D :)

[Joshsti_NZ]

Originally posted by KingJackal


Hehe - [bleet] :D

Yeah, amazingly enough, those tags are the ONLY way for somebody to legally determine your browser version - MS included. Because even MS declare that they're not taking any info off your machine in Windows Update. ( Those tags are sent out by default to everyone - it's just up to them whether or not they use them )

hehe :).
I would love to know how much MS knows about peoples sytems after using Windows Update, they probably know a hell of alot more than we think.

[Joshsti_NZ]

"An offer she can't refuse" :D

[Geek4Life]

Originally posted by KingJackal


Hehe - [bleet] :D

Yeah, amazingly enough, those tags are the ONLY way for somebody to legally determine your browser version - MS included. Because even MS declare that they're not taking any info off your machine in Windows Update. ( Those tags are sent out by default to everyone - it's just up to them whether or not they use them )
Well they used to delclare that. Because they check to see if your XP is legit now.

[Grrr!!]

Originally posted by Geek4Life

Well they used to delclare that. Because they check to see if your XP is legit now.

How do they do that?

Anyway, you can always download the service packs on a machine running another OS :D.