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Deviant
18-07-2002, 05:13 PM
Did you know...
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.
A shrimp's heart is in its head.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
Horses can't vomit.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
asanthadenz
18-07-2002, 05:20 PM
Originally posted by Deviant
Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
hahaah :D, very true, i tried to lick my elbow.
Grrr!!
18-07-2002, 05:34 PM
I did too.
OK. When I have my arm amputated I'm going to lick my elbow. (If that ever happens).
Mashed_Penguin
18-07-2002, 06:10 PM
If you dislocate your shoulder it is possible to lick your elbow... I don't reccomend trying it.
Grrr!!
18-07-2002, 06:13 PM
I don't think it would be possible for me. Even with a dislocated shoulder. I can't get my head accross my arm.
NNA2m
18-07-2002, 06:21 PM
I didn't! I'm a minority!
Wow, it's almost grounds for a hate group.
Grrr!!
18-07-2002, 06:30 PM
You didn't try to lick your elbow!
Everyone Get Him!!!
NNA2m
18-07-2002, 06:40 PM
Screw conformity!
*Runs off and hides* :D
Tiggerz
18-07-2002, 07:31 PM
I licked my finger and then touched it to my elbow.. does that count ?
Also, if 70 odd percent of people tried to lick their elbows coz they saw it written.. What happens with the following statement:-
If you stand behind your friend, you can lick his butt :)
Humantuckshop
18-07-2002, 08:59 PM
Originally posted by Tiggerz
Also, if 70 odd percent of people tried to lick their elbows coz they saw it written.. What happens with the following statement:-
If you stand behind your friend, you can lick his butt :)
I don't know about everyone else on this forum, but i'm not a dwarf. ;)
*worries about the safety of Tiggerz friends.......*
I didn't try to lick my elbow either...... it's coz I'm not retarded :rolleyes: I thought about then realised the physical limitations of my body....... I also thought about running once but again realised the limitations of my body and didn't :p
Sydog
18-07-2002, 09:11 PM
Did you know this?
It is impossible to stand on your head and lick your balls :)
Is possible to stand on your head and lick some1 elses balls Sydog :eek:
NNA2m
18-07-2002, 09:27 PM
:eek:
This thread should have been called 'Things You Didn't Wan't To Know About Other People Weird Ball/Ass/Elbow Licking Fetishes'.
:eek:
But moving on...
ktulu
18-07-2002, 10:24 PM
a ducks quack doesn't echo cause it's monotonus... read it in the hearld.
Antallica
18-07-2002, 11:15 PM
That's false advertising, know some of this stuff :p
Yeah yeah.......... I tried to licked my elbow :D (damn I'm about 1cm away from victory)
Sydog
19-07-2002, 08:05 AM
U could lick your elbow if you dislocated your shoulder not your elbow
Oh thats what MP said, oops
SecretSquirrel
19-07-2002, 09:58 AM
Originally posted by NNA2m
I didn't! I'm a minority!
Wow, it's almost grounds for a hate group.
You are a freak.
I did it, it was the first thing I attempted to do...WHILE READING THE NEXT LINE!
Multitasking males are almost extinct...DONT SHOOTS ME!
varkk
19-07-2002, 10:13 AM
*looks at elbow*
oh yeah I'll show you who can't lick their own elbows...
*just a little bit further....only not much to go...must stick tongue out more...pull elbow closer to face...*
D'oh, oh well I bet if I was more bendy I could prove you wrong, hmmm yoga....nah!
Binky Stunt Cat
19-07-2002, 11:41 AM
well, i didnt try it..but being the good scientist i am, i wondered how long a tounge i would need to accomplish this....so i checked, measuring the distance between my mouth and the end of the elbow...a 9cm tounge would make ya popular with the girls i'd bet ;)
Mashed_Penguin
19-07-2002, 11:49 AM
:rolleyes:
Geek4Life
19-07-2002, 06:44 PM
A pig can look at the sky when it's placed at the right angle ;)
whetu
19-07-2002, 06:47 PM
I didnt try to lick my elbow.. I thought about it first and realised that it's outside the constraints of my current flexibility :p
fun fact: The germs present in human feces are powerful enough to pass through up to 10 layers of toilet paper.
Bet half of you have gone to wash your hands now :D
Grrr!!
19-07-2002, 06:56 PM
Antallica
19-07-2002, 06:59 PM
I can just see it now........
"Budget 10ply in a 12pack, coming to a supermarket near you"
Grrr!!
19-07-2002, 07:12 PM
A weeks supply could well fill up two trolleys ... and there is the problem of filling up the sewers with paper.
Method
19-07-2002, 07:55 PM
hehe io can lick my left elbow, well the side of it and if i strech my skin i can kindo lick it :cool: :eek:
but i cant get near my right elbow!! lol
Deviant
19-07-2002, 11:02 PM
Fact: It's easier to kiss your a$$ goodbye than to lick your elbow, now how many of you are going to try that?
Grrr!!
20-07-2002, 08:57 AM
Don't even think about that Deviant. People will try. Not me though.
Tojja
20-07-2002, 09:16 AM
My gf just proceeded to lick her elbow. So there. Back to bed methinks ;)
SecretSquirrel
20-07-2002, 01:27 PM
Girls can lick their own nipples, so I cant see why they cant lick their own elbows...
Deviant
20-07-2002, 03:42 PM
Originally posted by Tojja
My gf just proceeded to lick her elbow. So there. Back to bed methinks ;)
Yes but Orangutans don't count.:D
whetu
20-07-2002, 04:02 PM
hehe you dont have to worry about tijs kicking ur ass... she would pwn j00 :eek:
i think you better take it back before you get slapped like a beartch ;)
Tojja
20-07-2002, 04:27 PM
Deviant - where to start with you..... What can I say - we f**k like monkeys? Maybe that's where you got the idea from ;)
Hehe, I make myself LOL :D
whetu
20-07-2002, 06:35 PM
and all this time I thought you were watching a video of screeching monkeys for several hours during the night :rolleyes:
crazy sounds in geekflat :eek:
Deviant
20-07-2002, 06:41 PM
Lucky for me I live in a different city. Not that that will save me, just buy me some time.
Mashed_Penguin
20-07-2002, 07:15 PM
:rolleyes: <shudder>
Grrr!!
21-07-2002, 09:21 AM
Originally posted by Tojja
My gf just proceeded to lick her elbow. So there. Back to bed methinks ;)
I don't believe you. Post a pic!
varkk
21-07-2002, 11:48 AM
Originally posted by SecretSquirrel
Girls can lick their own nipples, so I cant see why they cant lick their own elbows...
Originally posted by
Grrr!!
I don't believe you. Post a pic!
;)
TheChosen_1
21-07-2002, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by Deviant
Did you know...
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
WTF? im a regualr watcher of seinfeld Im not quite sure I get that one.
No i didnt lick my elbow cause i just cant *runs off and crys*
el roffo
22-07-2002, 08:58 PM
i can stick out my tongue and touch my forehead. :cool:
Tojja
22-07-2002, 09:15 PM
Wow - so can I. Here I go (touches forehead with finger) and stick out my tongue
I can too but I don't want to look like a tard with my hand on my forehead and tongue hanging out
Geek4Life
22-07-2002, 09:59 PM
Just need to turn it into a "workplace accident" and I'll be happy to lick my own elbow. ;)
mmm ACC payments.
el roffo
22-07-2002, 10:35 PM
hahaha, cant fool you guys :(
damn straight acc payments are tasty, i got 600 bucks for a month off work :)
I can lick the inside of my elbow??
Ohh and can you get her to prove for us that girls can lick their nipples?
rekon Kiss could lick his elbow? hes got a pretty long tounge... and that sneeze thing scares me :)
Gene Simmons from KISS dood ;)
thats his name is it? well i rekon hed have no trouble lickin his elbow :)
GooGlo
23-07-2002, 02:33 PM
ROFL @ the above topic :rolleyes:
FYI: Washing your hands without drying them is MUCH worse than not washing them at all...
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