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Sydog
10-07-2002, 06:33 PM
Some company in Australia are gonna start marketing "exit bags"

I couldnt find the story anywhere but here is a exert from a site

"Suicide "exit bag." Justice and Customs Minister Chris Ellison said in August 2001 that customs officials would attempt to intercept Canadian mail-order kits that include a guide to suicide and a plastic "exit bag." Dr. Philip Nitschke has promoted use of the suicide kits in Australia, but Ellison said that they may be illegal under Australian law. As a result of the threat of seizure, orders for the kits are no longer being accepted until it becomes clear whether shipments will be confiscated by Australian customs officials."
TheChosen_1
10-07-2002, 09:09 PM
LOL thats is some crazy crap. Where do people come up with these kind of ideas?

TheChosen_1
Agent666
10-07-2002, 10:17 PM
let them do it I say..... I think it should be free to the top of the sky tower if you are going to jump............

but why do people need intructions surely it aint that hard to kill yourself........ I can think of lots of good ways......
Humantuckshop
10-07-2002, 11:30 PM
Originally posted by Agent666
let them do it I say..... I think it should be free to the top of the sky tower if you are going to jump............



That would screw up traffic.



but why do people need intructions surely it aint that hard to kill yourself........ I can think of lots of good ways......


Can you try a few of those 'good ways' out and then get back to us please? :rolleyes:



Signed,
A former suicidal maniac.
dumass
10-07-2002, 11:55 PM
lmao, id like to see a live demonstration of them sometime.. :D
Agent666
10-07-2002, 11:56 PM
if they were really committed to it they would jump hard enough to go past the road........

...... also with the safety screens they are currently putting on grafton bridge...... hope they install some ladders for the jumpers........
mird-OC
11-07-2002, 12:27 AM
pffft. death by plastic bag. how lame.

i mean, when you could build you own electric chair with an old TV set, why would you wanna use a lame bag?
SilverPriest
11-07-2002, 01:48 AM
The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
:D
Agent666
11-07-2002, 01:52 AM
pretty hard to top that one lol
Sydog
11-07-2002, 08:24 AM
Actually the bags were made in Canada.

Also I was thinking last night, wonder if they done human testing aye.

Now read te instructions on this bag carefully and tell me what you think.
Agent666
11-07-2002, 10:13 AM
mmmm its a giant oven bag right??? ........ do I win a prize?
Gh0s7 L3mUr
11-07-2002, 03:43 PM
Hehe I wonder how long it will take the aussie's to realize they can still get plastic bags? ;)

Maybe it's just the instructions they are really interested in buying. :)
Agent666
11-07-2002, 04:16 PM
.... wait we are approacing this all wrong... the only good aussie is a dead one ;)......... I suggest we mail all our spare supermarket bags over there... surely they can put them to use ..... :D
Iblis
11-07-2002, 04:18 PM
LMAO, am I the only one thinking: "whatever happened to poly-cord and an old steel chair?"
oh.
guess i am.
:p
SilverPriest
11-07-2002, 05:10 PM
Enough is enough.......